[Gregstrom]

As the Bandar horde pushed westward into more Machakan territory, they encountered a picket line of warriors blocking their way. "Nice looking province, this," said the lead Bandar. "It'd be a shame if it were to... burn down, don't you think?"

Oh, the irony.
Oh, the simianity!

The ashes will be returned to the deceased's relatives in due course.

Machaka would like to ask the Bandar government why, if they have decided to stop Markata deliveries, there are several hundred rather inconveniently delivering themselves to our northern border. They aren't in the normal packaging, and none of them have been franked. I hope that doesn't mean we have to pay the postage.