[Mithras]

Well that bodes well for the next person to post a funny comment...
Today a large parcel apeared outside the gates of Ermor. It was marked brakable and the arrow marked "This side up" was pointing towards the ground. After signing for it the mages of Ermor excitedly unwarped then and there... it was there new god, well at least it was supposed to be, it looked more like a huge ornamental fountain to them. After turning it the right way up they tried a bit of light praying to see what the thing could do...
George now inhabits one of the less well looked after courtyards in the Ermorian citidel. The ping pong trick seems to amuse the pidgeons, at least they've showered George with something...

Note to future gods: The old 'water to wine' slight doesn't work when half your worshipers are undead and the other half are old men who've spent most of their life being celbrate and tetotle in your name.