The Agarthan merrymen have at long last restored their capital, a clear sign of our imminent ascendancy to supreme Pancracker. We offer all nations the chance to bow down before us now, and we will spare them the eternal torture of those who chose instead to resist. Beware, enemy invaders are committing suicide in the streets in despair!
Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, Minister of Information, now of Agartha
