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Mictlanians! Ermorians! Pangaeans! Lend me your ears!

Last month, mid-Fall, Year 4 of the Ascension Wars, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of Oceania was suddenly and deliberately attacked by ground forces of the Empire of Shinuyama.

Shin has allied with R'lyeh. Without assistance, Oceania will fall in 6 months. Then you'll be next. Think it through.

-3rd Assistant to the Axillary Undersecretary of the Emergency Reserve Communications Department