[Mithras]

After hearing the news of the unexpected attack by the pink legions of Tien Chi Flavius' (of McFlaviuses) first reaction was to attempt suicide by consuming a whole Vestal Virgin Butrger :O, unfortunately it merely drove him insane, so this is the message the the Emporer and god of the pink legions:
Finaly someone we can actually fight!

Meanwhile workers have been quickly dispatched to clear up Goerges courtyard... our mages have decided we might actually need it after all, if nothing else its a place to drink from in the event of a seige...