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Originally Posted by AdmiralZhao
Please, won't someone think of the spiders?
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We are thinking of them
And now eating them
BillyWitchDoctors first installent of Spiders are now being barbequed at Castle Vanheim in Cormyr.
While we are also very concerned by the rise of Ashdod we believe the best help that can be given to her foes is the knowledge that they have peaceful borders and friendly neighbours rather than 8 legged adventurers racing about the Sea of Fallen Stars.
We shall be forwarding on to the Admiral a pair of Char Grilled Spiders.
We call on all enemies of the crazy Machakans to strike him now before we are forced to take all his lands for our very own.
Talonna, the real Mistress of Poison, Leader of the Pack, Head Burgher of Sembia, Roaster of Spiders, etc and so forth....