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Originally Posted by vfb
The nation had been abandoned, given up in despair as Abysia invaded from the West and Niefelheim attacked from the East.
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Well, we must correct this propaganda, probably stemming from the opium smokers in the wet jungles of Mictlan....
Mictlan had attacked Abysia in the beginning, laying its greedy eyes on the beautiful magma streams that make up our lovely country and eying at the wonderful luscious Abysian virgins (I won't re-post a picture, vfb
). It was then that Abysia repelled their initial attack & took care of a certain rampaging cyclops when we decided that it was time to turn the tide against Mictlan when our cease fire with them had run out. Niefelheim had already retreated from Mictlan lands, so it was a true 1vs1 fight where we got locked somehow, correct.
But the unexperienced Abysian general has been replaced, and so we can proudly announce that "Cyclops Beaf (TM)" is served from "Hot Stone(r) (TM)" from now on, freshly roasted. Not that Mictlan would be beaten completely, but at least we showed them how to serve their god (OOC: I *love* English for the ambiguity in this word
).