The Lobby of Abysian Virgin Interests heavily protests against the Marverni incursions on our territory, even without any prior declaration of war on us!
Our cooks were just celebrating the de-petrification of the Mictlan idol when hellish forces entered our realm, without being asked for! Obviously, the attack on a minor nation through one of the two remaining super powers in the world of Six Lands indicates the new low moral standard which seems to be common in Marverni these times, so we hereby demand support from our brethren in Methadone and the import of the army of 127 devils!
(Pah, coward! There's a whole Ermor empire around, and you take on the lowly Abysians?
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