I'm not annoyed in any way, constructive criticism is good.
I'm looking into the tense switch but I did leave Androphag as it is on purpose. Androphags just sounds wrong to me and I haven't seen it used anywhere so Androphag is going the way of sheep for this write up. (Feel free to chide me when I inevitably begin to use Androphags)
There fixed, I think. Anyways I don't even have the excuse of not being a native so thanks for that.