[cleveland]

Dear Winged Sir or Madam,

The Caelum Department of War regrets to inform you that your son, while serving his country and noblely commanding our brave-yet-subpar troops, has been killed in action.

Actually, he died retreating, with his tail between his wings. But you don't have to tell anyone that if you don't want to.

Sincerely,
Flyteofaccordian
Decide-er of Caelum

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Caelum minister,

As a gesture of good will, the scribes of Man have prepared the above form letter to help ease your transition into the next turn. Simply run off a few dozen copies, no need to thank us.

Cheers,
Man

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OK enough fun. We seem to have a problem in that R'lyeh has apparently staled twice in a row. And has disappeared from the other games he's in. Jeez, I hope he's alright.

Regardless, I have no idea how competitive R'lyeh is...they certainly seem to be viable in the score graphs. Should we find a replacement or set him AI? Consensus?

Cheers,
cleveland