Yeah, I knew tarts could regenerate, but didn't know that Pangean spell worked on anything but mannikins. I am playing Pan now and after checking your post noticed one of my Tarts (big head, no misc slots) was regenerating from the Regrowth spell. Pretty nifty since that particular Tart has a ton of HPs and no other way to regenerate. I will now try to keep undead priests with the Tarts for added pwnage.
BTW Your gloating was quite effective at deterring another dispel, but had the secondary effect of helping convince the world you were the devil
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