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Originally Posted by DonCorazon
Nations of Asia Twist are all too cowardly to send a champion to the arena? Where is the national pride? Our champion's name sums up how we feel about this general lack of manhood.
Also sad, as a community service, the Anti Ashdod Alliance has spent the entire game trying to keep Ashdod in check while the vultures of war (Jotun) have begun to pick off our honorable and war weary members like Arcos and Mictlan. How about the giants of Jotun pick on someone their own size? (Note: Pans are size 3, ehh, to be clear, we are suggesting they pick on someone with units size 5 or greater)  |
If I had a spare Akon, it would have gone to the Arena but sadly they were all engaged in controlling Asia Twists growing Maenad epidemic. The slight downward spike in Pans army graph represents 500'ish dead Maenads.
The cowardly tree huggers (Pan) are running out of vassel nations to take the brunt of the fighting, Arco gone, Mictlan going down, Eriu occupied in a war with another nation. Only Caelum/R'lyeh left to hide behind. He always rewards his vassels by adding there lands to his (the recent provinces he took where Caleums), so sign up now. Join Pan who the graphs say is one of the strongest nations in Asia Twist and help control the so very scarey Ashdod (voice dripping with sarcasm) who the graphs rate as one of the weakest nations.
Face facts Pan if you want me dead, you are going to after do it yourself. Now be a Pan, not a mouse.