RIP Gary the Gargoyle
Today Pan mourns the passing of Gary the Gargoyle. Gary was no ordinary gargoyle - when war came to the west and his other gargoyle buddies were hanging around churches or on the walls of castles, Gary took up the call to arms and inspired a nation of naked women to rise up. Gary was poor, his parents couldn't afford to give him much, nothing over 5 gems, and he went around barefoot. Nevertheless, he was the scourge of Ashdod, conquering province after province for years until last month, he flew too high, and was brought down.
Gary, you taught Pan bravery, you showed us the little guy can bring down the giant. And we still don't understand how naked women can kill a protection 37 regenerating Adon but now we see where there is a will there is a way
RIP Gary, RIP.
PS Now if only we could kill that fat Adon, Dar, - good lord he must weigh 4,000 kgs.
Last edited by DonCorazon; April 17th, 2009 at 10:53 AM..
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