I subbed into a game where the pretender (a Great Enchantress as well!) had the Champion's Trident. O.o
Then another where my Ghost King had the Boots of the Planes, and I didn't notice, and 2 turns later he got Lost in Time and Space - just after I grabbed his weapon for a tartarian.
I keep wanting to try out the Pebble suit, but I hate items you can't remove - maybe I decide later I want something else?
New spell! Blobform.

Turns you into a Blob with no slots, so you can get cursed items off. Now, if only we could figure out how to change you back. o.O