[Squirrelloid]

Well I'm basically out of the game already due to a totally implausible event. My pretender should *never* lose to 30 icthyids. That's just ****ing retarded. Hell, my pretender shouldn't lose to sea trolls and krakens, losing to icthyids is like getting kicked in the crotch repeatedly.

There's also no way for me to recover from this. I'll stick around and play out my (likely short) lifespan, but I'm not going to do anything remotely useful.

(I seriously ran this opening 100 times and never lost a blind engagement. I notably beat harder opposition consistently, and beat up to 60 ichthyids without a problem. The RNG has apparently decided to hate me. He beats 80 clan amber tritons without batting an eyebrow, for example).