Thread: 300 Ways To Tell If Your Addicted To SE IV (Updated)
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Default Re: 300 Ways To Tell If Your Addicted To SE IV (Updated)
206 Your heart palpitates at the slightest hint that the PBW server may be down.

207 You panic when you discover the PBW server is down.

208 You go into shock when you discover the PBW server may be down for more than 10 minutes.

209 You display severe withdrawal symptoms if the PBW server is down more than a day.

210 If the PBW server is down more than 2 days, you are bundled away by some guys in white coats to a place where you can do no harm to yourself or to others.

211 If you do not have access to the PBW server for more than 3 days, (and how can you, if you are put into a nice, stark, clean, 9 by 8 room with no amenities) you start to drool, become vacant eyed and withdraw from all contact with the world.
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