Ah yes, it is about time we had some good smack talk.
Speaking of which:
Ashdod, you've fought well, but now I fear it is time for you to take your rest and go to your grave

. I promise my fellow noobs and I shall do what we can to assist you in this endeavour.
Nice observations Dr. P.
I also couldn't help but observe you've a large force accompanied by your Deva poised to attack sacred Pangaean lands. Well, come on then TC. Come to me.
The dreadful screams of your dying soldiers shall come together in a symphony of suffering that will set my toes to tapping and wet the appetites of the wild and bloodthirsty gods of Pangaea.
And bring your pretender with you, my diviners and priests will delight in consulting your god's entrails to determine true godhood and the fate of your comrades.