[Stretch]

I subbed into this game for Shinuyama so that that nation would fight to the bitter end. I gave it all I had, but the armies of my oppressors were too great, although I got myself many escorts in my journey to the land of the dead. In the end, my cyclops pretender could not be brought down, but died while retreating. If only it had been possible to limp back to the mages and start wreaking havoc... ahh well, good fight!

Zeldor... joining a RAND/no diplomacy game, then crying when people don't gangbang the #1 guy, then naming him publicly, calling everyone else noobs, and turning AI when people are making serious efforts to make sure that no one goes AI? You'd better hope that no one running your 'invite only' games sees this thread. Stay classy.

As it seems to be my role to sub to keep a nation in this game from going AI and giving someone an easy cap, I can take over whatever nation Zeldor is attempting to vacate, if it's still possible. I don't promise to light the sky up, but I can keep it from being a complete pushover.