[Calahan]

Ermor hereby declares war on the next nation (hereafter to be known as 'nation of bastards') that wishes for Armageddon. As such an act will result in Ermor unleashing their undead horde(1) upon this nation of bastards, leading to their very swift defeat(2) and ultimate retribution(3) for the, literally, fallen warriors of Ermor.


Notes

(1) Ermor are only able to unleash a single undead horde upon the nation of bastards, as Ermor does not possess anywhere near enough resources to unleash undead hordes. We apologise in advance for any feeling of disappointment the nation of bastards may experience at the lack of Ermor's undead hordes, or indeed the underwhelming size of Ermor's single undead horde.

(2) The speed at which the nation of bastards will be destroyed is entirely dependent on outrageous good fortune for Ermor, and total incompetent decision making by the leaders of said nation of bastards. Ermor dissolves itself in advance of any responsibility with regards having to positively contribute in any way to the defeat of said nation of bastards.

(3) While the wishing of Armageddon will undoubtedly lead to the swift defeat of the nation of bastards at the hands of the undead horde of Ermor, the resulting arrival of Armageddon will instantly null and void any agreement between Ermor and said nation of bastards, regarding the latter's swift defeat at the hands of Ermor's undead horde, and the temporary or indefinite postponement of Ermor's ultimate retribution. (clause 1.1)


'Thank You' for your time in reading this death threat. Failure to read this death threat, and thereafter any attempts to claim ignorance of it, shall not in any way be acceptable as an excuse for trying to prevent the unleashing of Ermor's undead horde upon any nation of bastards that decides to wish for Armageddon.


Clauses

1.1 - "Should all of Ermor's mages yet again disappear into the unstable and cavernous Ermor Andreas Fault, then all agreements shall instantly be cancelled and / or suspended, until such time that Ermor can once again fulfil its contractual obligations to destroy the offending nation of bastards."