I sure do feel like the rabbit in "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail". All I get to hear is "RUNAWAAAYYYYY!" and all I get to see is the panic struck bottoms of enemy soldiers running to the next province. You know, I wouldn't actually mind a battle at times, you have no idea how much skinny naked women seem to be able to eat in any given turn
I wonder where the holy handgrenade of Antioch is... I hope it is found by somebody who do not know how to count to three...