[Toran]

Not only has it come to the attention of Pythian researchers that an Arcane Nexus affects life expectency of baby kittens negatively, justifying the resistance of any good-hearted human being (* scaly neighbours included as well as monkeys due to their pre-Pythian stage of development), but the continued above ground brewing of the infamous Agarthan "Pale Ale" is responsible for 47% of the global air pollution, which clearly demands immediate action.

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