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Originally Posted by vfb
Thanks Frozen Lama! 
Marignon owes its victory over Machaka to Man, pretty much, for his devious scheming that convinced you to leave the safety of the spider forests and bring your god into the foreign dominion of Caelum. Even then, it was a close battle when you counter-attacked. In honor of our battles, we hereby proclaim that all cobwebs are sacred and are not to be cleaned off the castle walls.
-- The Council of Cardinals |
Yes, the Inquisitors surely did pull a holy veil of secrecy over their true intentions, and cleverly withheld the small print on their deceitful peace deal. "Marignon agrees peace with Machaka,
that is until those damn spiders are far away from home".
Man regrets that while its calls for help fell on two eager pairs of ears, it is unfortunate that only one pair of sinewy ears sought to genuinely help the beleaguered Wardens. While to the other pair, all outside prayers for help were soundly deafened by wrinkled and cauliflowered ears, that are obviously the result of decades of unhealthy Mitre abuse.
The Lord Wardens hereby offer their thanks and condolences to the fallen yet brave Spider worshippers. For while Man's idea to use spiders to catch flying pests was a good one, we should have heeded the warnings the web masters voiced towards their untrustworthy, Jesus loving neighbours.