[Squirrelloid]

Caelum would like to announce that rumors of our weakness are greatly overstated. The windlords would tell you to ask the Mictlan survivors from the clash of our armies, but there are none, so unfortunately there shall be only rumors. Unless you would take the words of the victors, all of whose sons and daughters returned home.

Now, if you'd excuse us, we have the conquering of a toothless enemy to plan for.