[HoneyBadger]

Basic Unit = "Teenaged Orc". Teenaged Orc doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up. But, his inattentive yuppie parents have a lot of money. In the fall they go camping in Seattle (forests), and in the spring they ski outside of Denver (mountains). Teenaged Orc has a girlfriend in both Seattle and Denver, and both of them want him to move in with them
(they don't know about each other). Teenaged Orc has a choice to make. He could either become a ranger in Seattle, or a ski instructor in Denver. His parents, however, want him to become a famous surgeon, and will cut him off if he drops out of college. He doesn't have a car, so he's going to have to backpack his way across the country to either Seattle or Denver. Once he leaves, he can't go back and live with his parents, and it's too far to switch back and forth.