Wow, well I'm sorry to say this guys (I've never had luck so bad in this game before) but I'm afraid I am finished already:

A vampire count decided to be unfair and attack me on the first turn, my whole army and PD got wiped out and my initial commander died while fleeing into independent territory. I have but a few units left and no territory outside of my besieged castle

So I'm going to go ahead and switch to AI since I have little chance of recovering my castle and defeating the hated Vampire Count, but, many months from now...if you come across a haunted city where an evil lord dwells...know that a proud monkey-people once stood there.

FYI: I had misfortune-1