[Trumanator]

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Illwinter gave to me
Eleven maenads shrieking
Något gick fel!
Nine Wights a freezing,
Eight Pans a-piping,
Seven useful militia,
Six cannibalistic giants,
FIVE GOLDEN NAGAS!
Four flying turkey mages,
Three Hydra Hatchlings,
Two Asp Turtle doves,
and a venomously loving Bog beast!