[Scarmiglione]

Yeah but, look, ditto shapeshifts, right? In the pokemon games, you use ditto to breed with other pokemon, presumably the ditto takes the shape of a desirable mate for the pokemon you are trying to breed. Hence all the "ditto is a ****" jokes you hear around the net.

So there's nothing to suggest a ditto couldn't take the shape of a sexy female human and seduce enemy commanders. See?

p.s. I actually am of Italian descent, but I'm American and unfortunately don't speak the language. I got the name from Dante's Inferno, Scarmiglione was one of the demons. Scarmiglione was also a lich boss in final fantasy 4, hence the avatar.