[djo]

So, the gloves come off, and Jomon bares its fangs. Which must have been in its gloves. "We own the seas", they say, which is easy when you launch a cowardly sneak attack. What happened to the months of appeasement? The bribes? The tribute? Was it all for naught?

We call on all the other nations of the world to avenge this injustice on our behalf! Marignon will assure your places in heaven should you lead us in holy crusade against Jomon (which will we join in at a more appropriate, later time, aligned with a suitable church holy day). Do it now, you're probably next!

So saith Marignon, a nation far holier than yours.