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Originally Posted by Sombre
On the plus side this provides him with an excuse to avoid social situations - he's also cripplingly shy.
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yeah. A troubling combination of shy, obese and volatile. I told him he needs to get out more (though his last attempt at making friends ended up with piles of smoking human bodies arrayed around his feet. He maintains that someone called him "fatso"). There he is on the couch now watching Oprah and eating stale Doritos with his stupid sword snagging on the afgan. Don't get me started...
-ssj