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Originally Posted by Stagger Lee
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In the turnabout is fair play category - Pwyllh, Lord of Ermor would like to thank Peisandros, Lord of Marignon for his gracious contribution to our cause
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How doth he lie to thee? Let me count the ways:
1) "Fair Play" - such a public announcement is only fair play if this is a lie and I haven't contributed as requested.
2) "Gracious" - I'm an @$$, and most don't even need me to point out how ridiculous an accusation of courtesy aimed in my direction would be.
3) "Contribution" - Again, most probably don't me to spell out how desperate my situation is - and how badly I need to trade. No contributing here.
Now, noble Ermorians, if you have anything of worth to offer (other than the unavoidable war with your neighbors), we will happily trade with you. We like to trade. You don't? Then go eat chrysanthemums!