Well, there is one good thing about the situation. The ultimate realization of the Easy-Slay(TM) philosophy: the opportunity to distribute violence to consumers world-wide!
The question is, have we expanded our business too quickly, trying to service too many customers at once? Our marketing teams will get to work post-haste developing new ways to expand the Easy-Slay(TM) brand and finding new ways to slaughter people.
Mysterios, you may have to wait a few months to begin receiving packages in earnest, but worry not. We will spare no expense to bring the benefits of Easy-Slay(TM) to you!