Re: Noobs & Vets: Rise of the AI Menace. EA, BI, Running.
To anyone who is interested - Easy-Slay(TM) is so popular that our service is overbooked!
As a despicable treaty-breaker, Septimius has earned preferred customer status; we will be accomodating his slaughter requests first if at all possible. Customers already in line for service will still be butchered, however we have a host of valuable coupons and incentives available to any of our other valuable customers who will accept being moved to a later butchering. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused but would like to remind you that we need to drive our hands in all the way up to the elbow, or the terrorists will have won.
Thank you (yes, all of you) for choosing Easy-Slay(TM)!
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