[Septimius Severus]

Originally Posted by DrPraetorious

To anyone who is interested - Easy-Slay(TM) is so popular that our service is overbooked!

As a despicable treaty-breaker, Septimius has earned preferred customer status; we will be accomodating his slaughter requests first if at all possible. Customers already in line for service will still be butchered, however we have a host of valuable coupons and incentives available to any of our other valuable customers who will accept being moved to a later butchering. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused but would like to remind you that we need to drive our hands in all the way up to the elbow, or the terrorists will have won.

Thank you (yes, all of you) for choosing Easy-Slay(TM)!

Where is the honor, courage, and valor in attacking teams who have no real chance of fighting back? Where is the sport in that? Sure it is the easier route, but it does not win you points in my book.

Rememberance of the "Days of Infamy" (sounds like a nice name for a game title ) and the score graphs were probably the reason for the Mysterios actions.