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Originally Posted by pyg
Hello, I'd like to introduce the Easy-Slay(TM) product Tele-Melqart, affectionately known as Dial-o-Death. If you need Easy-Slay(TM) services quickly but have been unable to find a suitable solution, we can create a custom package to satisfy the most demanding specification. To acquire our new Tele-Melqart service all you have to do is exist. By simply existing we will tailor a package to satisfy your every Easy-Slay(TM) need and deliver it promptly.
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Some of our customers have experienced problems with the Easy-Slay(TM) product Tele-Melqart. All models are now under recall and will be factory refurbished and upgraded to once again deliver our fabulous Easy-Slay(TM) services. We would like to thank our customers for their patience and helpful feedback.