[Growltigga]

Tesco, are you daft or what? (I know this is a relative question for a north american) - I only revert to my Shrek alter ego if it means I can get a quick knee trembler with Cameron Diaz..

The oly similarity between the person in your photo and me is that he is wearing green. Other than that, he has far too much hair and looks like a bit of a nancy boy to me...

Do you wish to explain why you are surfing the world-wide-web looking for pictures of fey looking pillow biters?

Mac, dogs are welcome in the Plough & Harrow but that is because Chris the Landlord is an entrepeneur and also runs a Korean restaurant in Canterbury that promises food so fresh you wouldn't know you were not in Pusan

Back to character, Growltigga finishes putting up sign in cantina saying "Dogs welcome (only on Korean cuisine night), rednecks are not welcome at all)

GT looks at the latest flash figures for Tigg-A PLC and notes that EBIT is up 250% from Last month on a like-for-like basis due to the strong demand for its products from the new redneck bar...."hmmmm if they only knew what we put into that Ol' Milwaukee to give it that jaundiced yellow look, and as for the grits we are supplying, when will they realise that that is Taz's dandruff"

Growltigga eyes Paladin nervously, wandering what is going to happen to Mac