[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Growltigga:

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Originally posted by DirectorTsaarx:
we LOVE it when a prisoner incriminates himself

You are right there. I did some summer service in the magistrates court years and years ago. This nutter of a man was in the dock for aggravated assault (about 4 nervous policemen standing around him and me in my nikes) and the beak tells nutter he is guilty and he is going down. Nutter says he is repentant and then asks for 182 other offences of aggagravated assault and grievous boldily harm to be taken into account. El Beako looks a bit shocked (I am in starter postions aimed at the exit), and asks nutter is they were all assault charges. Nutter says "He finks so but he wasn't sure cos some of them couldn't move afterwards"

Laugh? I did when I made it out of the building

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Ahhhh... stupid criminal stories... my favorite was the would-be bank robber who decided to knock over a bank directly across from a US Government office on payday (since they'd have lots of cash on hand for those government worker paychecks). Well, he pulls a gun, informs the teller he's robbing the bank, and hears dozens of guns drawn & multiple voices yell "Freeze!" The poor sap had chosen to hold up the bank across from an FBI building on a day when lots of FBI agents would be cashing their paychecks. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Terran - good luck with the move!