Good Tesco, your celebration of your obtaining further enlightenment as you move foreward in age is most gratifing to those of us who have passed that way before you. Yet, one must warn those still younger, that what you eat on your birthday shall soon pass, and to be forewarned as to your location in regards to a doorway leading to a small room where one's excess may be disposed of, this is a must when one obtains the upper years of ones life and indulges in the same delights he was used to in his younger more holding years
Enjoy yourself on your B-day
just some ideas Mac