[Puke]

puke plucks up one of Dogscoff's octapus-sycophants from the floor, and attaches it to Geo's stump. pondering at the lack of facial features, puke produces a magic-marker and traces out eyes and a mouth on the forward side of the octapus.

magically (what else did you expect from a magic-marker?) the eyes blink, the mouth opens, and Geo proclaims his astonishment at the unexpected turn of events.

puke pours a glass and toasts to Tesco's health, and helps himself to a doughnout.

eyeing another of Dogscoffs sycophants, puke wonders how it would taste beer-battered and deep-fried.