[Growltigga]

WHAT'S UP?
WAAAAASSSSSAAAAAABBBBBBBIIIIIIII??
That's cool.

Growltigga tightens the toggles on his eLastic underwear just in case he laughs too hard

Now, despite Dogscoff being the resident joke in the Cantina, Growltigga decides to get in touch with his feminine side and tell a few jokes to lighten the mood and break the ice with the FBW....

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "darling, what do you think the neighbours would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied."

BOOM BOOM

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart"

BOOM BOOM

"He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded."

MWA MWA MWAAAA WAAAAAAA

"Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the Last. And you're single. Let
it go......"

But invariably, the other voice inside his head would bring him back to reality:

"Dave, you're a vet...."

Growltigga retires to "the upstairs room" surrounded by adoring, amiable and athletic FBW's

[ July 23, 2002, 10:38: Message edited by: Growltigga ]