[dogscoff]

Unfortunately, I cannot take any assurance that you are not cheating until you confirm how you have been giving orde SNAFU's to my ships when (a) it is only turn 4 and (b) you havn't met me yet!!

Of course I'm not snafuing you 'Tig, I'm just tugging your tail. I have absolutely no idea how or why your ships are acting funny, I just thought I'd wind you up. Worked, too, by the look of it. Lol!

*Dogscoff strides across the bar and whips out his trusty samurai sword, decapitating Growltigga in a single deft blow. The feline head bounces across the room, an angry snarl frozen upon the face. Dogscoff hands the head to one of his octopus lackeys, with instructions to have it stuffed and mounted on a trophy board which shall be inscribed "to commemorate the sanity-snafu 'Tigga-bait".

While he considers where to hang his new trophy, Dogscoff injects the headless body with a special compound created from Geo's DNA, and orders some popcorn to accompany the amusing spectacle of 'Tigga's furiously growing a new head.