[Growltigga]

Dogscoff is standing at the bar poring over a picture of his novatech notebbook, when suddenly 2 cables lash out of the bar and wrap themselves around his torso, bear traps spring out of the floor and clamp on his feet and a horde of French waiters scamper up and grab all Dogscoff's attendant sea-creatures in order to prepare a celebratory fruit-de-mer (served with a fresh calardi mayonnaise and shallot vinegar).

Dogscoff is pinioned and is completely immobile. Waves of terror course through his emaciated, ****-scared body and for once, even his terminal halitosis is not a major issue for the room..

Growltigga walks in from the back room of the cantina where he has been controlling the robot clone tigga 1.

He walks up to Dogscoff and says "that might have hurt and was not very nice" before unfurling his claws, and revving up the chainsaw...

The next bit is completely censored but you get the gist..

Trajan is horribly sick in the corner, Tesco looks cross eyed as a piece of dogscoff's ear is hanging off his nose, Taz is busily wiping blood off the bar, Mac is looking horribly yellow and all the FBW's have run away in horror.

Dogscoff's most tender and private parts are found later on that evening hanging up a tree in Rutland.

Tigga finishes busily cutting Dogscoff's corpse in a thousand pieces.. he then whistles and summons his army of maneating killer mongooses and lets them feast upon the bits.

"MWWWAMMMWWWAAAMMWWWAA" says the mighty Kat, "Dogscoff may be able to regenerate from a beheading, he may be able to rise from the grave even but he is not going to be able to rise from the mongooses".

MWWWAAAA MMWA MWWWAAAA MWWAAAAA MWWWAAAAAAAA

Au revoir mon amis, no more shall you eat poo and try and lick your own testicles

[ July 30, 2002, 14:26: Message edited by: Growltigga ]