[Growltigga]

Ahah, the water and the piranhas retreat below the floorBoards of the cantina leaving the cuttlefish struggling with the clone Tiger head. With a whistle, the real Growltigga summons a group of friendly Japanese fishermen who scoop up all the cuttlefish and taken them away to be turned into tasty treats for the orientals... the head is taken back to the cloning vats.. a new squad of crack killer mongooses is brought to the fore and a crack team of beavers quickly concretes the cantina floor

Growltigga pulls out his comlink and whispers to one of his assets 'activate operation nemo', miles away, lurking in the depths like a giant pelagic shark, a submarine opens its bow doors and lets rip a salvo of anti-"nano-aquatic reguritation engineers" torpoedoes into the depths...the torpedoes close in and strike the engineers, busily separating mongoose from Dogscoff, dead one and a nuclear fuelled explosion rocks the kingdom of the deep

Growltigga whispers into his comlink once more "activate operation bird's eye" and with a bLast of searing actinic light, the Tigg-a PLC strategic defence satellite fires its thrusters and then fires its 'fish finger' ray into the deep.. with a bLast, the rest of Dogscoff's former aquatic minions are turned into appetising fish-based battered products for mass consumption in a chiarascuro of light... more profits for Tigg-a PLC await

but back in the cloning centre, a new dogscoff is being prepared, a more malleable and ameniable dogscoff... one who can be manipulated and who will be more flexible......