Re: Tophats - The Gentleman's Game
Oh terrible day!
The Oceanian capital vanguard has been defeated by the vile Glug and his entourage!
But our mighty fortress is unscathed by the assembled invaders. We have provisions to last a lifetime, and more defenders than there are sands on a seabed. You shall never breach our walls! You don't frighten us, Atlantian sea-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Glug King!" You, and all your silly Atlantain lob-ssssstairs!
Perhaps some of your NAP-10 allies can send some assistance! Ho ho ho!
With profound and palpable disdain,
Field Marshal Finkelstein
Organizer, Oceanian Capital Defense
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