[Growltigga]

In a gesture of magnaminity worthy of Henry IV, Growltigga agrees not to eviscerate Dogscoff for his attempted decapitation, nor will be ban him from the cantina..

Growltigga goes over to the wall and quietly in a corner, flips up his comlink and says 'activate operation batfink' - a stasis field settles round the outside of the cantina, shielding it from all temporal fluxes and other miscellaneuos power surges, he then says 'activate operation britney' and a graviton transporter beam shoots onto the dancefloor, remving the linedancing clones and beaming them to a sanitorium, next comes "activate operation whitewash" and all with a flash, all country and western music in the bar is mysteriously vanished to nebraska.. penultimately, GT says 'activate operation nookie-bear', the ugly one torturing Geo turns into that tasty asian bint out of Rush Hour II, a screen drops down to shield what her and Lucy are getting up to from the rest of the cantina....

All that can now be heard is Geo occassionally whooping like a gibbon

finally, GT says 'activate operation deluge' and Taz gives him his favourite 15 pint pot of Bishop's Finger Ale and a packet of pork scratchings

[cue deep contented sigh]

PS Will not be around much today or at all tomorrow, am off to the Commonwealth Games to watch the best parts of the world (excluding europe) competing for top-hole medals - women's judo, netball and girls' athletics - hooooorrraaaaahhhhh

[ July 31, 2002, 10:57: Message edited by: Growltigga ]