[Growltigga]

Bugger roads.. these are boring subjects...

Ladies, Gentlemen, old sods like Mac and weird young folk with acne who need to get off their computers, have a shower, get down the gym and discover women...

Oh, and Gryphin

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I have an annoucement which will explain (a) why I am pissed as a very drunk thing indeed and (b) have had about 4 cigars already (which is bad given that I gave up smoking Last christmas)

I am very pleased to announce (cos it means I am not a jaffa) that the current Mrs GT has told me this evening that she is expecting...

Yes, this means that Tigga Junior is on his way....

The current Mrs Gt swears it is mine, and that the drunken recollection of Enrique Iglesias in the bedroom is a complete fabrication and Enrique does not look like the bloke down the chipshop inany way...

Hmmm.. I feel a DNA test coming up but what the hell..

CLAN TIGGA STARTS HERE...

10 more and I will have Chelsea's first team

GOD PRAISE ME