[Growltigga]

and as El Scoffo settles down into his favourite chair at his favourite corner table and with a portion of his favourite chocolate log dessert, he squarks in surprise as suddenly clamps whip out of the floor and pin his arms and legs firmly, he is flipped onto his back on the table and with a grin, Tigga activates his new heterodyne laser out of the ceiling which starts to burn a trail a la Goldfinger toward Scoffo's trouser camels...

Suddenly, a vision of parenthood and respondsibility sweeps over Tigga and he realises that senseless violence toward anyone with daft goatee beards is not a legacyt he would wish to pass on to his offspring. He deactivates the laser, releases El Scoffo and instead beckons to the FBW who goes like a kangaroo wrestling with a space hopper to take El Scoffo to the Chill Out Room..

Bugger thinks GT, I must think of some constructive fun I can get up to