[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff walks into the Cantina. "What's that big smoldering heap in the corner?" On closer examination it turns out to be Atrocities, who has just been bLasted by the mighty Star Trek Canon Cannon. Dogscoff looks closer still and sees that Atrocities is chuckling quietly to himself, and that the horrific- looking burns are completely superficial. Dogscoff buys him a beer and a plate of Tribble wings before putting a William Shatner album on continuous loop on the jukebox...