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Old August 13th, 2002, 06:30 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

If I have posted this before, please forgive me.

This was emailed to me a few weeks ago. I found it slightly discomforting as it seem a tad over the top. But then I realized that the author was trying to make a point. We should not judge people on face value for we really may not have a clue as to why they do the sometimes horrible things they do.

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Arab Suicide????

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now:

No booze. No bars. No television. No Internet. No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. (Actually, no tailgates.) No Hooters.

No meat from a pig. Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight. Ever try to fish at an oasis?

Rags for clothes and hats. Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left. (Like life isn't complicated enough already.)

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors. No music. No radio. You can't shave. You can't shower.

Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else.

Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Who wouldn't go for it?


[ August 14, 2002, 02:19: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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