[dogscoff]

*Commotion from outside draws all the Cantina customers to the windows. Dogscoff is out in the parking area with a huge crowd of women around him. He appears to be selling something from the back of a frigate...

"Come on ladies, step right up, experience the wonders of a brand new technology; try the zero-gravity miracle push-up bra. Sagging and drooping are now a thing of the past, as your breasts float around in a massless state induced by a localised zero-G field. not only will you remain perpetually pert, but with one of these on you can run around as much as you like without folding your arms in front of your chest. Come one, no pushing at the back now..."

The ladies swarm around the vehicle, and the Cantina residents are treated to the spectacle of hundreds of women trying on the new miracle-garment, which causes the wearer's bust to float around randomly within the bra like bubbles in a lava lamp, creating a sort of undulating cleavage effect. Growltigga stares mesmerised, and Gryphin discretely produces a camcorder from his clothing. Saxon practically falls off of his chair.

Once his stocks have been entirely depleted, Dogscoff closes up his frigate and nips to the bacnk to deposit his earnings, then returns with enough cash to treat everyone to "Hairy bean."

*note: For those who aren't familiar with off-world cocktail recipes, the "hairy bean" is an exotic derivative of the "jelly bean". Recipes below:

Jelly Bean
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2 measures pernod
2 measures gin
1 measure blackcurrant cordial
stir, top up with lemonade.

Hairy Bean
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2 measures pernod
2 measures gin
Juice of one shaved, squeezed tribble.
stir, top up with lemonade. Garnish with tribble fur.