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Actually, I think I prefer the first offer. The wage isn't a major issue, having ammassed untold wealth from my exploitation of the oceans. It's the perks I'm interested in=-)

The previous job is yours, and if it helps, you are also Banned from going to Llandudno and Basingstoke

Very well, I will be senior grade middle management, but is there any chance that everyone else of that ranking is bumped down to junior grade middle management?

No problem, in fact even better, I have justed order all existing middle management to be fed to the mongoose

Good. Oh, and I forgot to mention that my ex-FBW personal secretaries may cower a little if they wish, but are excused from some of the more extreme bodily expressions of awe.

Well, if you wish, I had instructed the existing FBW assigned to you to drop to their knees whenever you entered the room

Okay, no personal bodyguards. By the way, this lovely 8-foot tall lady with the horned helmet, titanium battle-corset and evaporator cannon is Doris the Immasculator.

Fitness consultants are not a porblem, but they must wear the mandaotry Tigg-A PLC explosive dog-collar just in case we need to make them redundant.